Agorafabulous!: dispatches from my bedroom

The Thing Before the Rest of the Thing

Introduction

1. In Simplest Terms and Most Convenient Definitions

2. Sicily on Five Freakouts a Day

3. Bowls of Pee

4. Hairapy

5. My Hero, My Cuisinart

6. Om Mani Padme Fuck You

7. Best Little Psych Ward in Carolina

8. Billy Has a Boner

9. Maybe, Baby

10. Funny Business

11. The Only Living Girl in New York

The Thing at the End of the Thing