Tabloid dreams: stories

Titanic victim speaks through waterbed

Woman uses glass eye to spy on philandering husband

Boy born with tattoo of Elvis

Woman loses cookie bake-off, sets self on fire

Jealous husband returns in form of parrot

Woman struck by car turns into nymphomaniac

Nine-year-old boy is world's youngest hit man

Every man she kisses dies

Doomsday meteor is coming

Help me find my spaceman lover

JFK secretly attends Jackie auction

Titanic survivors found in Bermuda Triangle.