From the Book - First St. Martin's Griffin Edition.
Thoughts about my first agent's girlfriend's vagina
Sweetest moments in geek history! Of all time!
Star Wars can totally help you in life
Sex : what you can do to help yourself have more of it
My fans rule ... and are really good artists, too
First rule of kindergarten is that you have to bribe kids to let them play with you
My dinner with Harvard's finest
The ten major points of Olivia Munn's 2024 presidential campaign platform
Whatto do when the robots invade (yes, when!)
Muscle relaxers and swimming fully clothed don't really go together so good
Surefire pickup lines for college kids trying to nail their teachers
On the Playboy cover shoot, Scandinavian stylists, and picking out panties
Dating tips to totally help you score!
Princess Leia tweets Star Wars
"Masturbatory" is not always a metaphor in Hollywood
Spotting assholes made easy
Boys can be really great ... and also really f'ing annoying
Here's the part about moving to Oklahoma, throwing my first party, and fake sleeping to trick the cops
Unfortunate e-mail sign-offs
The day I saw my first antique dildo
I did it all for the love of pie
Why I'd rather date a geek
How to make love like a zombie
"If you can get friction with that tuba, you deserve a 25-year-old girlfriend."
