Raw dog: the naked truth about hot dogs

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The five hot dogs you can purchase easily in heaven

We are in the Southwest

Here is how you make a hot dog

We are in the South

We are in the Southeast

We are in f***ing New Jersey

We are in the Northeast

We are in New York City

We are politely staring at Joey Chestnut

We are in the Northeast, right?

We are in teeny tiny hot dog town

We are in the Midwest

We are in f***ing Chicago

A word on baseball

I am in Massachusetts

I am in Los Angeles

I am tying up loose ends

But before I leave you: who is f***ing on the wienermobile

Alone but not alone, because hot dog